People Watching (a.k.a Stalking xD)

Date: 27th April ’08
Venue: McDonald’s Causeway Point

Subject numero uno: 20+ Male, Chinese, 1.6m (+/-
Address: Turnbull Walter Simpson
114 Holland Road #03-01

Subject is wearing a green polo tee with yellow collar and sleeves. Hair is spiked up. A messenger bag is slung over his shoulder. Dude… nobody’s going to run away with your bag. Anywaaaays... Preppy, much?
Subject is sitting down in a corner, just beside a divider that’s dividing him from the person next to him (obviously).
He’s munching away on McWings. Gawd, I need food right now…
His sauce of choice? A mixture of barbeque sauce and mayonnaise that which combined, turns into a shade of brown that reminds me of… nevermind.

Subject has a particular way of mixing his concoction. He uses a coffee/tea stirrer and after squeezing the sauces onto the wee saucers that are provided by the fast food restaurant, taps the stirrer into the sauces. I doubt that the sauces are mixed that thoroughly…

After devouring his meal of McWings, subject picks up a whole stack of napkins that he has gotten beforehand. When I say a ‘whole stack’, I meant a stack that is as high as two-thirds your forefinger.
He probably is ignorant of the fact that he’s wasting half the Amazon right then but yes, subject wipes his oily hands on ONE piece of napkin and dumps the rest onto the tray, along with the box that contained the McWings and his empty cup.

Subject then gets up and walks off, to which my friend remarked about how short he was.

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Date: 27th April ’08
Venue: McDonald’s Causeway Point

Subject numero dos: 70+ Female, Chinese, 1.55m (+/-)
Address: Wee Ah Pood Donald
19 Siak Kew Avenue

Subject has a funny expression on her face. One would not know if she was angry, or sad as her face is a myriad of expressions. And yes, she looks just like that even when she is passive. Subject’s hair has been dyed a shade of light brown and her brows are shaven off. Hmm, lady wants to look young, perhaps? She has a ruddy complexion, one that gets redder every moment. Reminds me of those cartoons… one where the character gets angrier and angrier by the moment until you can see steam coming out of his ears. Actually, she reminds me of ‘Brain’ from ‘Pinky and the Brain’.

She is drawing some lines on a piece of paper. Upon closer inspection, the piece of paper she was drawing on seemed to be an attendance sheet of some sort. Subject is soon finished with drawing lines and is now seemingly to be ticking off something (mayhap, names? All I see is Chinese characters).

Subject has the environmental bag that NTUC sells. Unlike the subject beforehand, she seems to care about the environment as she is not carrying any bags that are of plastic origins or derived from petroleum.
Apparently, our dear lady here seems to be a particular person too. When she’s packing up her things, she first checks the environmental bag for any tears.

Subject then stands up to leave. For a lady her age, she looks fit. Must have worked out, eh?

Conclusion on what the lady was doing?
- She’s a senior teacher
- She’s just doing the bloody groceries
- She’s a loanshark/mafia boss who’s ticking the names of those who owe her some dough.

I’m going for the last point.

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Turnbull would have to be throwing rubbish anywhere and not recycle to provoke Donald to do an extreme action. Also, he would have to be speaking in very bad Chinese as Donald is a possible senior teacher. Well and Donald’s a cranky old fogey.